Highlights from our family vacation thus far (day number 2):
[from October 2007]
1) My mom and I both mistaking Groom-to-be's (GTB) 13 year-old step-son for his bride-to-be (BTB).
2) The book "The God Delusion". Actually having an opportunity to read a few pages.
2) Couple to-be having HUGE fight, calling off wedding, and GTB getting totally wasted and passing out in our hotel room.
3) Learning about GTB's STD and his OCD-induced nail dermatitis.
4) Plain frozen yogurt with carob chips.
5) Learning of the BTB's very colorful sexual past.
6) 4 a.m. wake-up-time due to jet lag.
7) 48 hours in Hawaii and we have not met the BTB.
8) Being warned of the possible presence of Dog the Bounty Hunter at the wedding.
9) Chocolate Cake Shots.
10) Swimming with poodle-baby in the pool.
Can you say Very Dysfunctional Family (VDF)?
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